1. peniscruncher:


    who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

    the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

    (Source: daftvunk, via superamazingsherloki)


  2. gothprada:

    How do I uninstall anxiety

    (via spoken-not-written)


  3. heathermorris:

    i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

    (via fandabbyjosie)


  4. poshxspice:



    today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 


    today on satan makes a blog post

    (via fandabbyjosie)


  5. bullied:

    isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

    (Source: bullied, via coolstephaniegendronus)

  6. americanhorrorstorytellers:

    Buy American Horror Story Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1jhRJUm

  7. (Source: malsaud)

  8. (Source: freehopeless)

  9. patchyskies:

    American Horror Story Posters (2011-2014)


  10. vodka-and-ashtrays:

    Here’s to the people who talk others out of suicide but can’t do the same for themselves. Here’s to the people who constantly tell people they are beautiful, and wonderful just because they don’t want others to feel the way they do. Here’s to the ones who don’t get told this enough, I love you.

    (via melodypond-song)

  11. ivypetrel:




    Barnes & Noble.

    Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

    go to your room and think about what you’ve done

    oooooooooooooooooh you crossed the line man

    (via damn-the-nargles-to-the-tardis)


  12. brttny32194:

    but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

    (Source: brittany-32194, via vikingserket)


  13. "I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking."
    — Albert Einstein (via observando)

    (via langleav)

  14. (Source: themobilemovement, via sucub)


  15. starlit-notes:

    I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

    (Source: ohrendelle, via coolstephaniegendronus)