1. helloimcaptainjack:





    #just noticed the slytherin girl and gryffindor boy #theyre so excited #and he turns back to her #and shes like yeah i know #and sort of grabs hold of him #and new otp/brotp #defying labels #not everyone hated slytherins #not all slytherins were dicks #i like this

    why is one kid not wearing a robe

    the kids who are wearing robes were taking their OWLs/NEWTs.  Notice Luna’s not wearing a robe either.  Because they’re underclassmen and had free periods while the upperclassmen were taking their exams.

    This post is amazing because a) Slytherin and intrahouse love, but also because b) someone just explained how free-dress works during exams at Hogwarts. 

    we take our harry potter very seriously here at tumblr dot com

    (Source: s-o-m-e--thing, via dontputupafightmonaco)

  2. ilikcheez:




    The Wrath of Molly Weasley

    Anyone notice the colour of the first spell?

    Molly aimed for the Killing Curse.


    (via sam-wears-womens-underwear)

  3. sarahseeandersen:

    I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

    (via im-a-big-believer-in-metaphors)


  4. atheistj:

    Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here celebrating the fact that Agents of Shield is introducing another female Marvel superhero.

    (via applesorceress)


  5. readingperks:

    Real life: most common eye color is brown

    Literature: eye color is anything but brown

    (via im-a-big-believer-in-metaphors)


  6. netlfix:

    how the fuck do the kids in tv shows meet up for breakfast and talk before school

    (via im-a-big-believer-in-metaphors)


  9. artist-chan:




    i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner


    Do… Girls really worry about this?


    (Source: sburbs-givenaway, via superamazingsherloki)


  10. isis-:


    Okay but imagine:

    • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
    • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
    • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
    • Peter Parker losing said contest
    • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

    i wondered if deadpool would be mentioned and i was not disappointed 

    (via superamazingsherloki)

  11. theycallmethemoose:


    THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. I mean, look how quickly the expression changes from “Gotta fix my hair” to “I’m a badass with a gun and I’ll shoot you dead, mother fucker.”

    Oh my god Sam what are you even doing

    (via sidingwiththeangels)

  12. (Source: nice-wig-janis, via borinq)


  13. crocobaby:

    Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

    (via dajo42)


  14. futurefantastic:


    Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

    "please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

    (via dajo42)

  15. simsgonewrong:

    my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

    (via dajo42)