1. joydivsion:

    some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna

    (via fandabbyjosie)

     

  2. hexbird:

    specterbilis:

    i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
    i want a faithful dragon companion

    (via fandabbyjosie)

     

  3. me when I go anywhere

    1. me: ugh there are people here
     
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  5. absolutcute:

    i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

    (via fakesnakes)

     

  6. owlmylove:

    last night i dreamt i was at a baseball game and i was on the kiss-cam next to this cute boy with his family and everyone was cheering us on and the guy smiled at me and i smiled back and then i leaned over and kissed his sister instead and the stadium went completely silent before the announcer said “well that was certainly a curveball” and i laughed so hard i woke myself up

    (via fandabbyjosie)

     

  7. camo-zamboni:

    camo-zamboni:

    camo-zamboni:

    My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

    I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

    Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

    STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

    (Source: camo--zamboni, via fandabbyjosie)

     

  8. psyducker:

    *marries u but only as a friend*

    (via fandabbyjosie)

     

  9. morallydubiousprincess:

    life-is-splendid:

    ladies using swords (◡‿◡✿)

    ladies using guns (◕‿◕✿)

    ladies taking revenge (⊙‿⊙✿)

    badass ladies (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

    ladies winning through manipulation (◡‿◡✿)

    ladies using social skills and political knowlegede (◕‿◕✿)

    ladies using their emotional power as a weapon (⊙‿⊙✿)

    ladies being badass in both physical and non-physical ways (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

    (Source: leslieeknopes, via fandabbyjosie)

     

  10. "I’m just dying to say, ‘Hey, do you ever feel like jumping off a bridge?’ or ‘Do you feel an emptiness inside your chest at night that is going to swallow you?’ But you can’t say that at a cocktail party."
    — Paul Gilmartin, The Mental Illness Happy Hour (via feellng)

    (via coffeeandclara)

     

  11. teenager:

    It’s unbelievable how many problems go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.

    (via sam-wears-womens-underwear)

     

  12. pregnantfitmom:

    casualblessings:

    May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

    This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

    (via fandabbyjosie)

     

  13. slimydad:

    I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

    (via fandabbyjosie)

     
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  15. tidepooling:

    when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

    (via fandabbyjosie)