it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
Hi. I'm Abbie. I'm from the happy area of the Wirral which is in England.
~multi fandom blog~
buy me food and I will fall in love with you.
being a lesbian is just so much more fun.
SEND ME PUNS
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
*sacrifices a virgin to the dark lord Satan*
or his lovely jacket
OR HIS WATCH
AND HERE I THOUGHT HE WAS BUYING HIS CLOTHES IN TESCO
maybe he’s the pimp of london
Maybe he is a great thrift store shopper
Maybe Sherlock is his sugar daddy
why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us
we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:
“there are bees here lets leave immediately”
Petition for Dean to meet a bisexual character who kisses a guy and a girl in the same episode and Dean will be all like “Wait I thought you were hetero” and they’ll be all, “Nah man, I swing both ways” and Dean will be like “Wait, that’s a thing?” and the person will be like, “Duh, I’m bisexual”
and then Dean’s face will be exactly this
bonus points if Charlie is in the same episode